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I will never be surprised at the stupidity of some people.

A Florida man called the police to report that his car had been robbed, and he was missing $50 in cash – and a quarter ounce of cocaine.

It gets better.

The man, David Blackmon, then identified himself as a drug dealer to the police.

While the police did not find any cash, they did find the drugs and a crack pipe, and arrested and charged Blackmon with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia.

I have no idea what Blackmon was expecting.